Naughty Jokes

1. Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta hai: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.


2. Husband: Sir, meri wife gum ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…


3. Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaze(door) ki ghanti bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha(old) aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon,
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo baj gayee, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!


4. Ek baar ek terrorist ne Film Star Rekha ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye : Rekha bomb hai, Rekha bomb hai.

Rekha sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.

5.Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


6.After a deep passionate kiss,

the girl whispers to the guy,

" Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!"

The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"

Cool Funny Sms

(1)

Teacher:What should be in a book to make it a best seller?

Tommy:A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

(2)

You are a DOG…

D = Darling

O = Of

G = Girls

Now u r smiling na?

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai...

(3)

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him “Loffer”

But if a girl gives a letter to a boy, they call it “Offer”.

Feel the difference;)

(4)

If u help a girl when she is in problem,

she will always remember u

only when she is in problem again..!!

(5)

143 means?

Do u want to know

what it means?

Press Down..

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It means

ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.

Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

(5)

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

More Eid SMS

1.
May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik

2.
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

3.
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day