Cool Funny Sms

(1)

Teacher:What should be in a book to make it a best seller?

Tommy:A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

(2)

You are a DOG…

D = Darling

O = Of

G = Girls

Now u r smiling na?

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai...

(3)

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him “Loffer”

But if a girl gives a letter to a boy, they call it “Offer”.

Feel the difference;)

(4)

If u help a girl when she is in problem,

she will always remember u

only when she is in problem again..!!

(5)

143 means?

Do u want to know

what it means?

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It means

ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.

Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

(5)

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.