Cool Sardar Jokes

1. Sardar: aap k kitne bachy hain?
Pathan:13
Sardar: hein 13 bachy!!!!!
kaisy?
Pathan: Hum susral walon se wada kr k aya tha k Biwi ko khali pait nai rakhay ga.......


2. Friend:Yar Main apna purse ghar bhool aya hoon, Mainu 1000 rupay chahidy c.
Sardar:Dost hi dost de kam aunda ay, le 10 rupay,Riksha kr te purse le Aa.....

3.
Teacher:Story sunao

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howay thay.

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay.

4.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.