Naughty Jokes

1. Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta hai: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.


2. Husband: Sir, meri wife gum ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…


3. Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaze(door) ki ghanti bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha(old) aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon,
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo baj gayee, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!


4. Ek baar ek terrorist ne Film Star Rekha ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye : Rekha bomb hai, Rekha bomb hai.

Rekha sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.

5.Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


6.After a deep passionate kiss,

the girl whispers to the guy,

" Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!"

The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"