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Naughty Jokes

2009-03-25T05:14:00.000-07:00

1. Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.
Beta apni maa se kehta hai: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.

2. Husband: Sir, meri wife gum ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.

Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

3. Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaze(door) ki ghanti bajane ki koshish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha(old) aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon,
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo baj gayee, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

4. Ek baar ek terrorist ne Film Star Rekha ke ghar mein bomb rakh diya.

Log chillaye : Rekha bomb hai, Rekha bomb hai.

Rekha sambhal kar boli : Dhatt teri ki, woh toh mein jawani mein thi !! Ab nahi rahi.

5.Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

6.After a deep passionate kiss,

the girl whispers to the guy,

" Kiss me like that once more and I will be yours forever!"

The guy exclaims, " Thanks for the warning!"

Cool Funny Sms

2008-10-08T22:37:00.000-07:00

(1)

Teacher:What should be in a book to make it a best seller?

Tommy:A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

(2)

You are a DOG…

D = Darling

O = Of

G = Girls

Now u r smiling na?

Am i right??

Tu sach mein kutta hai...

(3)

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him “Loffer”

But if a girl gives a letter to a boy, they call it “Offer”.

Feel the difference;)

(4)

If u help a girl when she is in problem,

she will always remember u

only when she is in problem again..!!

(5)

143 means?

Do u want to know

what it means?

Press Down..

It means

ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.

Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

(5)

Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

More Eid SMS

2008-09-25T23:33:00.000-07:00

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May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik

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Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Eid day.

3.
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day

Cool Eid sms

2008-09-25T23:04:00.000-07:00

Eid Mubarak To all Muslims!Its time to share your happiness with others.Let us bury the hatched and celebrate the Eid. Eidul-Fitr Mubarak.

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Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u can never be forgotton on this day

* * EID MUBARAK****

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I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.

EID MUBARAK

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after 24 hours everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U

EID MUBRAK

love poetry

2008-09-04T00:11:00.000-07:00

Love is like the seeds of life,
To root is full of pain and strife.
But to grow it’s like a great Oak tree,
Straight and strong for eternity.
Love is what I offer you,
Steadfast, calm and oh, so true!
Love is life between two who shares ,
A life between two who really cares.
Love is ours, if you agree,
To spend your life with me!

Hum batatey hain humain tum sey piyeer kitna tha

Palak japkhi na terey beghair tumhain hum per ikhtiar itna tha

Wusat e dasht hum ney bhi dekhi hai kaye baar

Humarey ashkoon ka pani bhi abshar jitna tha

Lut janey ki tum ney baat ki ujrey to hum bhi hain

Mager na bhoool paye ab tak tera andaaz haseen kitna tha

Khizaan lagtey hain terey bin yeh lamhey yeh din

Terey honey ka ihsaas to bhaar jitna tha

Dekhi ho lehroon ki beqarari o bechani

Teri amad ka dil ki lerhroon ko intezaar itna tha

Bichra who is terhan keh phir na mil saka

Who aye ga us key lafzooon ka humain intezaar kitna tha

Cool Punjabi Poetry

2008-08-25T00:11:00.000-07:00

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BULLAY SHAH ki poetry:

Os naal yari kadi na layio jisnu apne te garur hovay,
Maa baap nu bura na akhiyo Bhawain lakh una da kasur hovay,

Burray rasty kadi na jayio chahay kini v manzil door hovay
Rah janday nu dil na diyo chahay lakh moo te noor hovay,

Mohabbat sirf othay karyo jithay pyar nibhan da dastur hovay.

2.
Dost ki duaa:

Salaamat rakhin mere dost nu Rabba,
Dukh hovay na kadi naseeb uss nu

Lakh dooriyan hon saday vich bhawain,
Rakhin dil de saday kareeb uss nu..

3.
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

Cool Sardar Jokes

2008-08-13T12:53:00.000-07:00

1. Sardar: aap k kitne bachy hain?
Pathan:13
Sardar: hein 13 bachy!!!!!
kaisy?
Pathan: Hum susral walon se wada kr k aya tha k Biwi ko khali pait nai rakhay ga.......

2. Friend:Yar Main apna purse ghar bhool aya hoon, Mainu 1000 rupay chahidy c.
Sardar:Dost hi dost de kam aunda ay, le 10 rupay,Riksha kr te purse le Aa.....

3.
Teacher:Story sunao

Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howay thay.

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay.

4.
Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?
Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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2008-08-13T12:22:00.000-07:00

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